afloweroutofstone:

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

Certified Pliny The Elder Post

lorelaiileigh:

I was enchanted to meet you…

alexxuun:

They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.

Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)

becherdireinen:

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we’re in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

natalieironside:

magnuficentwo:

natalieironside:

Everyone will have forgotten the “sorry we XYZ your boyfriend” meme by the time I think of a good one

Sorry we completely forgot about your boyfriend. Yeah he was deemed obsolete in internet-time by the time we remembered he was with us. Yeah now he’s gonna be deemed cringe by younger people- yeah because. Because hes a dead meme now I’m so sorry

barelyherestillqueer:

microwavefruit:

overlord-puffin:

greelin:

greelin:

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

“that sucks so bad” after awhile it is just a day. Saturdays have not meant anything to me since i was like eighteen. they are nothing.